Because I'm Batman

Sep 19
cracked:

The destruction of Krypton was so hard.
17 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in Serious Movies

cracked:

The destruction of Krypton was so hard.

17 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in Serious Movies

Sep 19
kateordie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

It astonishes me that this comic is still going around. I am still quite proud of the colours in it, though.

kateordie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

It astonishes me that this comic is still going around. I am still quite proud of the colours in it, though.

Sep 19

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Sep 19

quote What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.

— (via running-in-a-storm)
Sep 19

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Sep 19

spartanguard:

Dude, drummers NEVER STOP DRUMMING. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS

Sep 17
hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

Sep 17
  • Everyone: Cara is an awful casting choice for Margo.
  • Me: but
  • Everyone: She doesn't even look like what John described in the novel.
  • Me: Lemme just say
  • Everyone: She's too pretty! She's not curvy enough! Blonde hair!?
  • Me: SHUT THE FRICK FRACK UP. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE MESSAGE BEHIND THIS STORY IS TO WARN PEOPLE NOT TO JUDGE OTHERs BASED ON THE PRECONCEIVED IDEA WE HAVE OF THEM?? IT IS A CAUTIONARY TALE AGAINST MIS IMAGINATION. YOU ARE THE REASON JOHN WROTE THIS NOVEL!!!!!
  • Everyone: But
  • Me: NO STOP CARA IS MARGO AND THERE IS NOTHING YOUR WHINEY BUTT CAN DO ABOUT IT!!¡
Sep 17

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Sep 17

waywardsherlock:

spongebob:

waywardsherlock:

So my dad found this old sweet potato in the kitchen

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And my automatic first thought was It looks like Plankton

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Hand over the recipe, Krabs

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RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

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Sweet potato Plankton is now my new best friend

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Why are people still reblogging this?? This wasn’t even one of my funnier posts!!